Short and Sweet Jokes
U love someone.
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Enjoy!
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