Bappi Lahiri – The Sexiest Indian Alive

In a recent worldwide poll conducted in India by www.poll420.com, Bappi Lahiri has come triumphant in the following categories

• Sexiest Indian Alive
• Best Indian in Bed

So, why was Bappi the best? What is is that he has, that makes him the best? We contacted many of the voters to find out. The investigations revealed that we were scratching just the tip of a much deeper problem. Most Indian men, many presumed, were the “Wham, Bham, Thank you ma’am” type. If so, shouldn’t Bappi also be the same? It seems not.

Bappi was said to have the longest ever foreplay for an Indian ever! Now, that’s quite an achievement. We had to sweet-talk many of the voters to reveal more details. It seems that the secret behind Bappi’s foreplay was his style of dressing. As he wears an enormous amount of jewelry on him, the time taken for him to undress (including the time it takes to remove so much jewelry) is so much, that the girls include this in foreplay and find it very arousing!!

No wonder that, after this poll, Indian Men are turning to Bappi as their fashion Icon.