Apr 04

Bappi Lahiri – The Sexiest Indian Alive

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In a recent worldwide poll conducted in India by www.poll420.com, Bappi Lahiri has come triumphant in the following categories

  • Sexiest Indian Alive
  • Best Indian in Bed

The poll was conducted online with the main audience being girls aged between 18-25. Bappi was voted “The Best Indian in Bed” by almost 62.2% of the voters with Adnan Sami coming a distant second with 21 % of the votes (Adnan got a good score, because many of the voters misunderstood the title “Best Indian in Bed” as “Best Indian who can be used instead of a bed”).

So, why was Bappi the best? What is is that he has, that makes him the best? We contacted many of the voters to find out. The investigations revealed that we were scratching just the tip of a much deeper problem. Most Indian men, many presumed, were the “Wham, Bham, Thank you ma’am” type. If so, shouldn’t Bappi also be the same? It seems not.

Bappi was said to have the longest ever foreplay for an Indian ever! Now, that’s quite an achievement. We had to sweet-talk many of the voters to reveal more details. It seems that the secret behind Bappi’s foreplay was his style of dressing. As he wears an enormous amount of jewelry on him, the time taken for him to undress (including the time it takes to remove so much jewelry) is so much, that the girls include this in foreplay and find it very arousing!!

No wonder that, after this poll, Indian Men are turning to Bappi as their fashion Icon.

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written by Rajaram S


3 Responses to “Bappi Lahiri – The Sexiest Indian Alive”

  1. 1. Anonymous Says:
    November 22nd, 2006 at 5:09 am

    Nice article!!

  2. 2. Sriganesh R Says:
    February 19th, 2007 at 1:43 am

    And all these while, I was under the impression that Adnan Sami was a Pakistani.

  3. 3. Rajaram S Says:
    February 19th, 2007 at 1:45 am

    I dunno about his roots (thru his parents), but he was born in the UK …

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