Interesting twitter updates about Ayodhya Verdict

Beaking news: All streets on north deserted for Ayodhya verdict. All streets in south deserted for Endhiran release.

Raj Thackeray has appealed against the verdict in SC. He has demanded a part of the land for Marathis

Ayodhya land to be declared as SEZ

Ravana while watching News to Kumbhkarana – ‘Arrey! Ab toh uth ja, #Ayodhya Verdict aa raha hai’

u go demolish neighbor’s house,he drags u to court,18 yrs later u get half his house free of cost.

We have enough Temples and Mosques; We need more clean public bathrooms! 🙂

Ayodhya verdict files prepared in OpenOffice. Thank God there is one place in India that doesn’t use pirated MS Office.

If the Supreme Court cannot decide, we can move Rajini to decide on the Ayodhya dispute

When we said we wanted peace, did they think we wanted piece piece? #Ayodhya

Top selling book after Ayodhya Verdict – Kamasutra. Helps with understanding the concepts of threesome you know :

People unhappy with Ayodhya verdict are free to appeal in “Rakhi ka Insaaf”

Everyone is confused about the judgment. Even potential rioters don’t know the ground on which they can create havoc!

Ayodhya gets its first multiplex. No movies will be shown though….

New film to be made on the #Ayodhya issue. Title of film — Amar, Akbar & Akhada

Breaking News: Mayawati just claimed the Nirmohi Akhada land n is getting hr statues erected there..

Nimorhi Akhara membeship will be doubled by this evening i guess

So Karunanidhi, did you get the answer for which Engineering degree Lord #Rama got?

The real question about the #Ayodhya verdict is: Do we have a holiday tomorrow?

who are #Nirmohi Akhara?? and why have they got a kitchen in #Ayodhya ?!

I think we need all the people who understood Inception in one go, to go to Ayodhya and decode the verdict!

#Ayodhya is currently hotter than #BritneySpears on Twitter. I can honestly say I didn’t think I’d see the day.

Tony Curtis would be shifting in his grave .. He has been kicked out of trending topics due to #Ayodhya verdict

My 3-year old girl shouts:”Babba, this boy is fighting on TV.” I rush in to see #Arnab Goswami talking to the reporter on #Ayodhya verdict.

Really I thought Sitaji was taken away from a forest near Ayodhya !

My earnest request to TCS , Ab toh #Ayodhya #Verdict bhi agaya , ab toh joining letter de do !!

This is the time So many Temple Construction company Going to bid for the upcoming Tendor in ayodhya / Now art can win here

Summary of ayodhya vrdct -Babar accused of illegal land acquisition,

The Buddhists are out in numbers and shouting the verdict is Dalai (the lie) of the century

Ravana must have had a long flight from Lanka to Ayodhya !

 Mere samne waali khidki mein, ek Nirmohi Akhara rehta hai

Dig anywhere in India and you’ll probably find evidence of a temple. ASI-why waste time?

No land allotted for a Mayawai Statue. Outrage!

Meanwhile, in another news, the chappal chors of Ayodhya have welcomed the verdict with both hands.

The truth behind bulk SMS banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not the Ayodhya verdict

 Moral of the story. Ayodhya enters the rare list of successful men who accomplished their common dream. A threesome.

The Idols at the Ayodhya site were planted by the U.P Police…….Chulbul Pandey told me

Kid to mother : mamma i too want a piece of land, every1 in my class has one 😉

Who is Nirmohi Akhara..  a group of monks headed by Kalmadi who claimed ayodhya belongs to them

Barkha Dutt got facial done today – gotta look pretty for #Ayodhya verdict coverage

My mom says Ayodhya Ram ki hai..bas. So what are we arguing about?

Watching this Ayodhya Verdict on TV is a matter of deciding who you hate less.Barkha Dutt,Rajdeep Sardesai or Arnab Goswami.

The judges must be photographers – Following the “rule of thirds”

INDIAN WINS BIG OUTSOURCING CONTRACT! Jerusalem, Palestine, Israel issue to be resolved by Allahabad High Court!!!! #

overheard in office: vaastu consultants being sought after by the 3 parties

The verdict wont be uploaded as the High Court does not have an Orignal Version of Windows.

The way media is pimping it, I am surprised they dont yet hv an Airtel Ayodhya Verdict or a Pepsi Judgment Day!

Paul, the octopus baba should predict the Ayodhya verdict.. it would have been a matter of seconds instead of 6 decades!!!

Lady Shankar Mahadeavn on Times Now, she is not even stopping to take a breath!

The #ayodhya verdict postponed due to #Endhiran/#Robot release.

Dear Arnab, @BDUTT , @sardesairajdeep , today i’m not worried if India will behave responsibly. Its the 3 of you I’m worried about!

Do any of the three judges twitter? Then they can deliver the judgement in less than 140 characters.

The Verdict is out.. a pub will be counstructed on the land. operated by Vijay Mallya. Divided by Religion.. United by Kingfisher!

Want to watch verdict live on TV, but son wants to watch #pogo, well at least he understands what he is watching, so let him be…

 I’ve never seen so much fuss about such an old erection.

Ayodhya Verdict Leaked: Land To Go To IIPM

Verdict is bigger than Mahabharata epic & it will require another 20 years or Lord Krishna to interpret it.All eyes on ISKON centre #

If i were responsible for the Ayodhya verdict, Shankar Mahadeavn would be performing in front of the court now!

Okay, verdict gonna get delivered in some minutes from nw. Only question, will it b a BOY or GIRL.

Ayodhya Verdict is no.2 in worldwide trending!!! And some Actor Tony Curtis is no.1…what the hell…common fellows…whip up…

Google should incorporate sticks and stones into their logo to honor the #ayodhya verdict

Cant they just let Mayawati make another mansion at the disputed site in Ayodhya?

Judgment shortly on Ayodhya title suit; Justice SU Khan, Justice Sudhir Agarwal, Justice DV Sharma start proceedings to pronounce verdict. The Allahabad High Court website has already crashed .. they should’ve decided to announce the verdict on Twitter in 140 chars or less

Few mins to go for Ayodhya verdict, Barkha Dutt and Rajdeep Sardesai look like they have ants in their pants

It doesn’t matter what Allahabad HC says about Ayodhya Verdict. The question is, “Who will Google maps call its rightful owner?”.

It’s easy to see why the Ayodhya verdict is taking so long. 60-year-olds take a while to reach climax.

Is kalmadi somehow involved with the Ayodhya verdict? It is utter chaos out there

Who is Actor Tony Curtis?? what he is doing between Allahabad High Court & Ayodhya verdict ?

The courtroom doors have been locked from the inside and out! Next they will be letting out black or white smoke through a chimney.

The Ayodhya verdict was out on all Pakistani news websites yesterday itself. I don’t know why we’re all waiting in anticipation here.

Quick question. Who’s the official sponsor for Ayodhya Verdict 2010?

Media celebrates a crisis. It brings in TRPs. Whether Sonakshi slips on a ramp or its the Ayodhya verdict, its the same to them.

@ShashiTharoor I’m surprised you have nothing to say about the Ayodhya verdict, the entire nation is talking about it 🙂

Ayodhya verdict mpore confusing that Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag