Football is a stupid game, a waste of time
Nowadays, it is football fever everywhere. Any mall you go, any shop you visit, even the small road-side kiosks have football related promotions. But, I just donâ€™t understand the craze for such a stupid game. The game of football is a dumb as it can get. You have a ball and there are 22 men running around trying to kick the other guys and sometimes by mistake, end up kicking the ball. There is no art in the game. You get the ball, you kick it. Ok, you have to kick it in a particular direction, but how difficult is that?
The name “football” is itself so ordinary. Yes, the game is about kicking the ball with your foot, but can’t you guys come up with a more innovative name. Look around for examples. Would you ever be able to guess what the games of “cricket” or “golf” are about? Imagine, how boring it would be if they were called “batball” or “puttballhole”? Well, “puttballhole” wouldn’t be as popular as golf is, that is for sure!
Football is too strenuous a game to be played by everyone. Compare it with cricket. In cricket, you just have to stand in one corner of the ground and pray that the ball never reaches you. Whereas in football, you have to keep running even if the ball is half a kilometer away from you. Cricket is also a stupid game, but it is played by 22 and watched by 22000. But in the case of football, it is played by 22 and watched by 22 million! Imagine the loss of man-hours (person-hours, to be politically correct) because of this.
The game of football has infiltrated (more than terrorists from across the border) so much into our mainstream that even ascetics are not able to avoid it and concentrate on delivering speeches and hoodwinking the masses
Football is also such an unfair game. Imagine the state of a midfielder who brings the ball all the way from the middle to somewhere near the goal and then the â€œforwardâ€ who was until then trying to fix up a date with the pretty girl in the crowd, pushes the ball into the goal and gets all the glory! Such players are also given the so-called â€œgolden bootâ€ award. They should rather be given the boot and kicked out of the team.
And there are the football hooligans. Football hooliganism has become so popular that it is nowdays recognized as a profession in UK where there are football hooligans clubs with practicing hooligans as members. This is probably the only sport which has a fan following of hooligans. Have you ever heard of hooliganism in sports like Billiards, Chess or Carrom Board? Imagine a situation where a fight breaks out in any of the matches in the world cup in South Africa and the football hooligans start breaking the walls and fences around the stadium. Who knows, in South Africa, that wall could be shared with the wildlife reserve next door and wild animals could be released into the city because of this.
America has always wanted to do something different. So, when they saw football, they changed it and invented American football. This is the probably the only good side-effect of the game of football. Scientists from all over the world go to all the superbowl games to watch American football, as they believe that they could solve the mystery surrounding the missing link between apes and humans by watching the American football players in action.
So, my dear footballers, take your balls and go somewhere else!
Raja, u have taken a very dangerous step by writing this article, now ur blog will the center of holiganism. 😀 Dont worry thambi udayaan padaikku anjaan. 😀
Footy rules especialy Man United and i am a girl
Unrelated but interesting, considering that only Brazil has been able to claim victory at the Soccer World Cup outside of its own continent – will that change for this year?
Huh….and you’re going to tell me cricket is better , right ? Or maybe golf…Now those are some horrendous, time-wasting activities. Yeah, soccer is becoming more and more technical and there were problems at the WC with referees, too many faults, etc. But that will still not change the fact that football is King (at least for the next few 100’s of years) 🙂
Interesting article, weird to be honest; being a football lover myself 🙂
Of all the outrageous stuff that’s thrown out here, the statement that’s most disturbing to me is “There is no art in the game.” !!!!!!!!!!!
oh football is such a shitty sport . Any tom dick harry can kick the ball randomly in any direction , by some fluke the ball enters the goal post once in a bluemoon and they celebrate oevr it . Yuck
Football is a game played by 22 poofs kicking a bag of wind,officiated by 3 clowns between 6 bpieces of 3×2 and watched by on average 60000 HOOLIGANS
If soccer is such a boring sport than why do so many people play it. U dons just kick a ball you have plays in soccer and unlike in American football you dont get to huddle and talk about it you have to know bywhat the players are doing so you need to shut up and stop talking about something you have no idea about.
AMEN SAM TOTALLY.
Its the BIGGEST JOKE IN HISTORY
i cant believee the idiots that are brainwashed into this junk,
stupid people that have no gumption in life but to act like a loser and loudmouth,with thier little loser friends,
Its borderline on barberism and middle ages violence,
all the stupid sports channels talka bout nothing but who did this and who did what where and make stupid comment’s about nothing,
I feel sorry for whoever wrote this article. Sport is as much a part of humanity as is art. I bet the person who wrote this article is a fat-lazy-lard who has never sprinted ninety yards to be rewarded with calorie-burning cardiovascular-improving exercise. He or she does not understand the beauty of sportsmanship. Football unites people all around the world and teaches ignorant people the value of camaraderie no matter the ethnicity. Football, as any other sport, is one of the leading fighters against racism. That’s just one point. Then you have the beauty of simple entertainment. Also, this idiot person has obviously never experienced passion. And probably has never been in a stadium of 90, 000 plus screaming fans who chant and sing. Nuff said.
football is an amazing game that brings so many different people together.oh ya n btw whoever disses amazin sports lyk footy are 4 sure very unathletic.
cricket sucks big tym, so better not talk bout football!!!!!!!!!! and yea both american & association soccer rules, except indian subcontinent no1 cares bout cricket!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soccer is awesome but american football is for fat lazy tards who themselves are too lazy to play football and they have no foreknowledge on soccer and criticize it and spend their sorry-ass life sitting in front of the TV and yelling at his wife to get the goddamned remote while watching a bunch of idiots get brain damage. You know there is a reason that soccer is played around the world and football is played only in the redneck capital of the world you me and the entire world is forced to call America. It’s because soccer is decent and football is retarded.
Blantantly never played, been to a football match scoring a goal is one of the best feeling to know you have the ability to beat players, sprinting and using skill the person who wrote this is a moron …. YouTube and search Lionel messi!!!!!!! Then you will see the passion and beauty of the game 90% of the population of this planet love!!! You are a douche
Every stupid think as they are only one wise in the world. Real wise man would be respect every one.