Aporkalypse now!

Americans don’t need a reason to get scared. Being paranoid is one of the qualities that Americans are proud of and they would go to any lengths to ensure that every generation inherits this “feature”.

The Swine Flu is yet another invention of the americans to ensure that the average joe is aware that americans are supposed to wake up every morning fearing that the world would collapse around them and that they have to take extreme steps to prevent that from happening.

So, what can happen because of this swine flu scare?

• There will be a movie released this winter named “Aporkalypse now” where the main scene would be hundreds of pigs escaping from a sty and running into New York.
• Americans would start shooting pigs instead of brown bears.
• Piggy banks would be replaced by Chicky banks with the tagline “Flu-free”. But, next year, after the onset of bird flu, these would be recalled by the manufacturers.
• America would launch a military campaign against Iran on the grounds that muslims don’t eat pork and this has led to the explosion of the pig population in the gulf which poses a “direct” threat to the spread of swine flu in USA.
• The porn industry would make use of this opportunity and would release a movie named “Piggy Piggy bang bang”