Sometime in the last fortnight, Kofi Annan makes an emergency call to President Bush, as the situation in Lebanon was getting too much out of hand. This was the coversation which happened, as caught by the secret microphones placed in the UN office by foreign spies.
It is 2 AM in the morning when Kofi Annan makes the call.
Kofi: President Bush, Sorry for disturbing you at this unearthly hour. I hope you were not with your interns.
Bush: Its ok Kofi. I was in fact with my interns. I was spending time with them in turns. So, what makes you call at this hour ?
Kofi: I am sure you would have been informed of the volatile situation in the middle east now. I wanted to discuss with you about the Middle East Peace Process.
Bush: Ah, good that you brought this up. So, now you want me to get involved ?
Bush: Great, I have always wanted to be involved in this Middle East Piece Process. I shall ensure that the Middle East is broken up into Pieces and America gets all their oil and nuclear warheads.
Kofi: No, No Bush. You misunderstood. I am talking about the Middle East Peace Process, not the Piece Process.
Bush: Don’t worry Kofi. Go and have some coffee. I shall take care of everything. Today morning, I am planning to meet Rice to have some rice for breakfast. I shall explain everything to her and we shall start with the Middle East Piece process.
Kofi: Bush, wait ! That is not what i meant. I …
Bush: ok, whose the next in turn?
Everyone knows that FOX news has infiltrated the White house like no other agency has and that no word spoken within the white house is out of their reach. Like all other conversations, this one too was overheard by one of FOX news’ contacts within the white house, who promptly relayed the same to his superiors at the studio.
So, the top of the hour news, the next morning was …”War on terror” (What else does FOX news show). Analysts on the show were discussing how Iran and Syria were using peas to create weapons of mass destruction and that Bush, along with Rice, was travelling to that region to oversee the Middle East Peas process! The show even had its journalists visiting the town of Peasville in Northern Dakota to meet experts on the peas process.
At the end of the day, Kofi was seen discussing his peace plan, while the americans were busy bombings the middle east into pieces and Jay Leno appeared on the late night show, cracking jokes about how Bush likes to have Rice for breakfast!
Ah ! Americans. God Bless America.